Am I the only one who finds the tumblr couple Savannah and Jared annoying?
Yes?
Ok.
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i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat
(via mythrils)
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I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
(via jakebundricks)
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You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?
That’s my favorite part of reading.
(Source: tommyshawsboots, via arkadie)
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